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Are you tired about hearing Michael Jackson? I certainly am. I love how the media is trying to milk every possible angle on this story. The fact is, he’s dead, there’s no coming back for him. He made some great music while he was here. It’s only fitting that the great ones die ahead of their time. Especially someone as publicly tormented as Michael Jackson; perhaps now he can finally get some rest.

I’m ready to move on and it seems that I’m not alone. So let’s get right to the good stuff. Here’s an image I found the other night. If you’ve ever watched CSI: Miami, you’ll appreciate the humour. Gotta love the double sunglasses panel… haha.

So I’m sure you’ve heard by now that the ShamWow Guy (Vince Shlomi) was arrested back in March for beating up a prostitute after she allegedly bit his tongue. I’m not sure what it is about this guy, but when his shamwow commercial comes on, and it’s on quite frequently, I watch it to the end. I guess I just can’t help but chuckle at his pitches and comical voice. He definitely seemed a little sketchy to me, so when I first heard about him getting arrested, I had one of those “I knew it!” moments. I don’t want to bore you with the details of police reports and allegations, but if you want to read that stuff Click Here. Let’s get right into the good stuff, “You following me camera guy?”. Here’s a couple of videos about him that I found. The first one is a sketch of Vince in Jail, and the second one is a remix of his SlapChop infomercial. Just watch them, you’re gonna love his nuts.

Vince in Jail:

Slapchop Remix:

It’s been a while since I’ve posted something. So I thought I’d share another hilarious video from the fine people over at Onion News. I’m thinking of outsourcing my job as a blogger to India, so I can devote more time to getting drunk.

Here’s a little video I stumbled upon recently. Rick Gervais does a little interview with Elmo and hilarity ensues.

“Get off Elmo” haha

I love onion news. I think the story they did on the Macbook wheel was one of their best, but this one made me laugh more. Enjoy